Playboy

My complete works for Playboy can be found here. Otherwise, selected pieces are below.

• 8/11/16 - The Olympic Refugee Team Gets an Official Flag and Anthem

• 8/7/16 - Ohio College Students Just Scored the First Pizza ATM in America

• 7/25/16 - Be Kind: Altruistic People Have the Most Sex

• 7/15/16 - 145 Tech Leaders Agree That ‘Trump Would Be a Disaster for Innovation’

• 7/11/16 - Research: There is Only One Real, True Way to Actually Get Better at Sex

• 7/10/16 - One Devoted Fan Figured Out the Year Robert De Niro ‘Stopped Caring’

• 6/30/16 - Study: Americans and Europeans Have Similar Fears About Sex

• 6/25/16 - Of Course There’s Already a ‘Texit’ Movement in Texas

• 6/25/16 - The Stonewall Inn is Officially the First LGBT National Monument

• 6/24/16 - So…This New Swiss Coffee Shop Also Serves Oral Sex…

• 6/13/16 - This Color Could Make You Quit Smoking

• 6/10/16 - Scientists Paid People to Get High in Order to Research a Weed Breathalyzer

• 6/5/16 - Simpsonwave is the Chillest Music Subgenre Ever For Sure

• 6/2/16 - Study: Wearing Deodorant Makes You Way More Manly to Babes

• 5/26/16 - The World’s First Weed-Friendly Gym is Finally Here

• 5/13/16 - Army Veteran Comes Out of His Coma With Simple Request: Taco Bell, Please

• 5/1/16 - The U.S. Army Has Its First Female Infantry Officer

• 4/30/16 - Satanists Want to Remind You That Ted Cruz Isn’t Nearly as Cool as Lucifer

• 4/30/16 - NYC Pizzeria Makes All Your Dreams Come True With Pizza Boxes Made of Pizza

• 4/14/16 - Ted Cruz Bought 100 Cans of Soup Immediately After His Honeymoon, Which Isn’t Weird at All

• 4/7/16 - You’re Absolutely Not Ready for Anastasiya Kvitko, the ‘Russian Kim Kardashian’

• 4/4/16 - Smithers Officially Comes Out on ‘The Simpsons’

• 3/27/16 - Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson May Run for President, and It Would Be the Best

• 3/14/16 - The Proposed Stadium for the Washington Redskins Looks Ridiculous (and Really Dumb)

• 3/6/16 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt is No Longer Making That ‘Sandman’ Adaptation

• 3/6/16 - Frank Miller and Darren Aronofsky Almost Made the Darkest Batman Movie Ever

• 3/5/16 - There’s Nothing Hotter Than Abigail Ratchford Going Crazy With In-N-Out in Lingerie

• 3/3/16 - America is Ready to Move to Canada Thanks to this Election

• 2/25/16 - Vermont On Its Way to Becoming First State to Have Politicians Legalize Weed

• 2/22/16 - Don’t Believe the Luddites - the Virtual Reality Future Will be Rad

• 2/21/16 - See How Getting Your Heart Broken is Secretly the Best Weight-Loss Motivator

• 2/19/16 - Government Declares Hoverboards Unfit for Man, for All the Wrong Reasons

• 2/15/16 - Charlotte McKinney Just Made Your Life Better By Not Wearing Any Bottoms

• 2/15/16 - People Who Blast Music Together Have a Better Sex Life

• 2/5/16 - Overzealous Bernie Sanders Supporter Gets Swiped off Tinder

• 1/28/16 - Canada is Running for President of the United States, and I Want to Vote for It

• 1/2/16 - The Taco Cleanse Just Became the Only Diet Worth Keeping to This Year

• 12/28/15 - Sri Lanka’s President Calls Concert Too Sexy, Suggests Toxic Stingray Tail Whippings

• 12/14/15 - Sophie Tweed-Simmons Looks Amazing, Doesn’t Need Clothes

• 12/12/15 - Australia Just Opened the World’s First Hangover Clinic

• 12/5/15 - Portland Mall Features a Super Chill ‘Hipster Santa’ Because Obviously

• 12/4/15 - Someone Keeps Stealing Lana Del Rey’s Cars

• 11/28/15 - Silicon Valley Employees Are Taking Acid in Small Doses for Better Brainstorms

• 11/16/15 - Following the Paris Attacks, Everyone Is Sharing This Scene From 'Casablanca'

• 11/12/15 - Now There's an Uber for Breakups

• 11/5/15 - Inside the Hollywood Hills Party House

• 11/5/15 - Someone Awesome Photocopied the Fat Jew's Book and Posted It to Twitter

• 10/24/15 - Insane Clown Posse Canceled a Show Because They Weren't Allowed to Spray Soda Everywhere

• 10/19/15 - Richard Branson May Have Just Forced the UN's Hand in the War on Drugs

• 10/12/15 - There's Now a Laundry-Folding Robot, So Maybe the Singularity Isn't All Bad

• 9/29/15 - Lindsay Pelas Is Over J.J. Watt Because He (For Some Reason) Didn't Slide In Her DMs

• 9/26/15 - To Celebrate Batman Day, Here are 5 Times Batman Was at His Baddest

• 8/30/15 - Study: Wearing Black Pretty Much Makes Everyone Respect You

• 8/30/15 - Life on mars: Squirrels, Iguanas, Crabs, and Ghost Women With Spaceships

• 8/13/15 - Canada, Please Vote for This Goose-Flyin', Dragon-Slayin', Robot-Laserin' Parliament Candidate

• 8/10/15 - Arian Foster Becomes First Openly Atheist Professional Athlete in U.S.

• 8/9/15 - A Year After Michael Brown, Police Are Still Killing Unarmed Black Men

• 7/22/15 - This New Pop-Up Bar in London Will Get You Drunk Just by Breathing

• 7/12/15 - Once NASA's New Horizons Probe Passes Pluto, We're in a Whole New Frontier

• 7/11/15 - The Worst Airplane Seat Design to Ever Exist Has Just Been Patented

• 7/11/15 - Anti-Censorships Site Voat is Quickly Becoming Home to All the Redditors in Revolt

• 7/10/15 - Vin Diesel's New Witch Hunter Flick is the Only Movie That Matters Now

• 7/6/15 - These Two Charts Will Help You Understand Greece's Financial Crisis

• 6/29/15 - John Oliver Wants the Government to Act on Revenge Porn, and He May Get His Wish

• 6/26/15 - Univision Cancels Miss USA, Starts War With Future President Donald Trump

• 6/25/15 - 3 Teens Just Invented a STI-Detecting Condom That Glows

• 6/22/15 - South Carolina Governor Demands Confederate Flag Be Removed From Statehouse

• 6/21/15 - Charlotte McKinney is Gorgeous, Mesmerizing, and Way More Than 'The Next Kate Upton'

• 6/20/15 - Hack of U.S. Data is Worse Than Thought, and It Was Already Bad

• 6/20/15 - WTF: President Obama Was on Marc Maron's Comedy Podcast

• 6/19/15 - LSD is the New Breakfast of Champions, Says Science

• 6/19/15 - Hugh Jackman's Final Wolverine Film Could Be Based Off of Gritty 'Old Man Logan'

• 6/19/15 - North Korea Claims It Cured Every Disease Without Any Proof Whatsoever

• 6/18/15 - Carmen Electra Still Looks Amazing in a Bikini, So She May Be Immortal

• 6/15/15 - Six Scientists Have Been Living Alone on a Volcano Pretending It Was Mars

• 6/14/15 - The 'Sharknado 3' Trailer is Here and There Are Somehow Still (a Lot) More Sharks to Blow Up

• 6/14/15 - Austrian Brothel Protests Taxes By Giving Away Free Sex and Booze

• 6/14/15 - Jeff Ross Moves Beyond Celebrities and Brilliantly Roasts Criminals in Prison

• 6/13/15 - Terry Gilliam is Finally Gonna Get to Make His Tortured Don Quixote Movie

• 6/13/15 - Snoop Dogg Could Actually Become the New CEO of Twitter

• 6/11/15 - Kesha Is Suing Sony for Assault, Sexual Harassment, and Being Drugged

• 6/11/15 - Russia Is Crowdfunding a War