Humor Writing Selections
Every time I read a book about astrophysics, I have to reckon with my very tiny and brief existence. This time, I wrote an essay about it. Read it.
Everything You Do Is a Heist
I wrote a one-act play about my friend Chris as if Tennessee Williams had hastily written it. Read it.
The Mighty Good Graces of Christopher Heard
In a satire of track-by-track album reviews, I meditated Justin Timberlake’s unassuming concept album Man of the Woods—as if he were possessed by an ethereal entity. Read it.
There’s No Music on this Justin Timberlake Album
Craigslist Ad: The Piano That Can AND WILL Save Rock 'n Roll is Now for Sale
A friend had to sell a piano and asked me to get the word out. Given that it was in the Buzzfeed heyday, I went for the very absurd. Read it.